domenica 7 marzo 2010

Razzie Award 2010: i Vincitori!


Nell'attesa estatica del meglio del meglio, veniamo riatterrati con violenza dal pugno della realtà. Niente si crea dal niente, niente esiste senza il suo contrario. Come la materia e l'antimateria (grazie Ale!), anche gli Oscar hanno i loro anti-Oscar: i Razzie!
Come per ogni americanata che si rispetti, dovevano essere chiassosi ed esagerati e, dunque, non potevano mancare certe scelte un po' particolari... Ecco i nominati, i perdenti e, soprattutto, i VINCITORI!

30th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie©) Award

Worst Picture
All About Steve (2009) - 20th Century-Fox
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) - Paramount; Hasbro
Land of the Lost (2009) - Universal
Old Dogs (2009/I) - Disney
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Dreamworks; Paramount - A.k.a. Trannies, too.

Worst Picture of the Decade
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs).
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
- Nominated for 9 Razzies, "winner" of 5.
Gigli (2003)
- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 7 (Including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Yrs).
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
- Nominated for 9 Razzies, "winner" of 8.
Swept Away (2002)
- Nominated for 9 Razzies, "winner" of 5.

Worst Actor
Imagine That (2009) - Eddie Murphy (I)
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009) - Kevin Jonas; Joe Jonas; Nick Jonas
Land of the Lost (2009) - Will Ferrell
Old Dogs (2009/I) - John Travolta
The Pink Panther 2 (2009) - Steve Martin (I)

Worst Actor of the Decade
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) - John Travolta
- Nominated for 6 "achievements", "winner" of 3 Razzies.
- Also for Domestic Disturbance (2001), Lucky Numbers (2000), Old Dogs (2009/I) and Swordfish (2001).
Daredevil (2003) - Ben Affleck
- Nominated for 9 "achievements", "winner" of 2 Razzies.
- Also for Gigli (2003), Jersey Girl (2004), Paycheck (2003), Pearl Harbor (2001) and Surviving Christmas (2004).
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) - Eddie Murphy (I)
- Nominated for 12 "achievements", "winner" of 3 Razzies.
- Also for I Spy (2002), Imagine That (2009), Meet Dave (2008), Norbit (2007) and Showtime (2002).
The Animal (2001) - Rob Schneider (I)
- Nominated for 6 "achievements", "winner" of 1 Razzies.
- Also for The Benchwarmers (2006), Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005), Grandma's Boy (2006), The Hot Chick (2002), I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007), Little Man (2006/I) and Little Nicky (2000).
The Cat in the Hat (2003) - Mike Myers (I)
- Nominated for 4 "achievements", "winner" of 2 Razzies.
- Also for The Love Guru (2008).

Worst Actress of the Decade
Angel Eyes (2001) - Jennifer Lopez (I)
- Nominated for 9 "achievements", "winner" of 2 Razzies.
- Also for Enough (2002/I), Gigli (2003), Jersey Girl (2004), Maid in Manhattan (2002), Monster-in-Law (2005) and The Wedding Planner (2001).
Die Another Day (2002) - Madonna
- Nominated for 6 "achievements", "winner" of 4 Razzies.
- Also for The Next Best Thing (2000) and Swept Away (2002).
Glitter (2001) - Mariah Carey
- The single biggest individual vote getter of the decade: 70+% of all votes for worst actress of 2001.
Herbie Fully Loaded (2005) - Lindsay Lohan
- Nominated for 5 "achievements", "winner" of 3 Razzies.
- Also for I Know Who Killed Me (2007) and Just My Luck (2006).
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) - Paris Hilton
- Nominated for 5 "achievements", "winner" of 4 Razzies.
- Also for House of Wax (2005) and Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008).


Worst Actress
All About Steve (2009) - Sandra Bullock
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) - Sarah Jessica Parker
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) - Miley Cyrus
Jennifer's Body (2009) - Megan Fox (I)
- Also for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009).
Obsessed (2009) - Beyoncé Knowles

Worst Supporting Actor
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) - Marlon Wayans
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) - Billy Ray Cyrus
Land of the Lost (2009) - Jorma Taccone
- As Cha-Ka.
Miss March (2009) - Hugh M. Hefner
- As himself.
New Moon (2009) - Robert Pattinson

Worst Supporting Actress
Bride Wars (2009) - Candice Bergen
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) - Sienna Miller
Obsessed (2009) - Ali Larter
Old Dogs (2009/I) - Kelly Preston
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Julie White (I)
- A.k.a Trannies, too.

Worst Director
All About Steve (2009) - Phil Traill
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) - Stephen Sommers
Land of the Lost (2009) - Brad Silberling
Old Dogs (2009/I) - Walt Becker
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Michael Bay - A.k.a. Trannies, too.

Worst Screenplay
All About Steve (2009) - Kim Barker (III)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) - Stuart Beattie (I); David Elliot (III); Paul Lovett
Land of the Lost (2009) - Chris Henchy; Dennis McNicholas
New Moon (2009) - Melissa Rosenberg
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Ehren Kruger; Roberto Orci; Alex Kurtzman (II)

Worst Screen Couple
All About Steve (2009) - Sandra Bullock; Bradley Cooper (I)
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009) - Kevin Jonas; Joe Jonas; Nick Jonas
- Any two (or more) Jonas brothers.
Land of the Lost (2009) - Will Ferrell
- Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature or "comic riff".
New Moon (2009) - Kristen Stewart (I); Robert Pattinson; Taylor Lautner
- Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Shia LaBeouf; Megan Fox (I)
- Shia Lebouf and either Megan Fox or any Transformer.

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Land of the Lost (2009)
New Moon (2009)
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
- (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)



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